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The 5280 Mermaid

DAMN YOU'RE OLD - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Birthday Cake Travel Candle

Regular price $10.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $10.00 USD
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Most of us are at an age where we know our friends don't expect a gift but come on, who doesn't love a little surprise on your big day? Why not remind them what we are all thinking but nobody dares say out loud? DAMN YOU'RE OLD smells like a vanilla frosted birthday cake and will guarantee a smile from the recipient. We will even throw in a new deflated balloon or two for that extra festive touch. :)
  • 100 % clean-burning soy wax candle with 15 hour burn time. 
  • Hand poured in our kitchen in small batches.
  • 3 oz travel tin with an easy screw on lid.
  • Comes gift wrapped in a clear cellophane bag. 
  • A perfect hostess, in-law, or new homeowner gift.
  • Each candle comes with a business card that has photos and a link to Addison's Facebook page where people can learn about his ongoing cancer journey.

Our "Intentionally Inappropriate" travel candle line was created in the tiny kitchen of the Kleinhans family, with hopes that each candle would speak for you, as well as bring a smile to the recipients face. 

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